Monday, March 15, 2010

Mr. Imondi's Creative Students... FOR SALE!

There once was at triangle under the sea, with yellow, orange, and blueberry trees; elevators, escalators, and steps galore. You walk in and out of this wonderful store. You look up and down, isles and isles of little-big humans who clean your tiles; humans from Mr. Imondi’s Period 6; Period 6 creative writing, that is. Clearance section in isle eleventy-seven; Aditi and Eric who are sold for just ten… dollars. Moving to isle’s eleventy-twelve and thirteen, Jenna Bacchus and Daniel Grandelli who are sold for only 50 dollars a piece, make them yours and they’ll obey your every need. Moving on to 14 through 20, you can buy more students and plenty. Just go down to 1-10 and buy accessories for the girls and the men. Except for Taiju and Aditi, they only get one thing that they need. That one thing that they need is not food or water, it is their suit of armor.

1 comment:

  1. DJ,

    I'd like to see you continue this. It's almost like a Dante's Inferno version of our class (consult wikipedia). I would take it a step further and add famous people too. Also, consider dropping the sing-song rhyme scheme because it might force you into awkward rhymes.

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